THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

PARACHUTE FOR SALE......USED ONCE, DIDN'T OPEN......ASK FOR CHUBBY'S WIFE

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY!

A blonde walks into a casino where she sees a coke vending machine. She puts in some money and a coke falls out.

She smiles and keeps putting in more and more money, and getting heaps of cokes.

She does this for about an hour or so until a guy comes up to her and says "Haven't you had enough?"

She answers, "No! Can't you see I'm winning!"