THE OLD TIME PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!

Avoid the 5 O'Clock Rush......Leave work at Noon

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Greenscape Gardens Humor of the Day!

A man returns from Africa and is feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and
the phone at his bedside rings.

"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and
we've found you have an extremely deadly virus, which is very
contagious."

"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"

"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita
bread."

"Will that cure me?" asked the patient.

The doctor replied, "Well no, but...it's the only food we can get under
the door."