THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER THOUGHTS

SOMETIMES ITS MONDAY ALL WEEK.
MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7TH OF YOUR LIFE.
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT YOU TRIED
A DREAM IS REALITY WHICH HAS YET TO MATERIALIZE.
A SMILE IS YOUR PERSONAL WELCOME MAT.
ANY DAY IN THE GARDEN IS A GOOD DAY.
BRAINS ARE LIKE MOUTHS; WHEN EMPTY THEY BLATHER, WHEN FULL THEY DIGEST.
CHARACTER IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING.
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW UNTIL IT'S TODAY.
EVERYTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT FROM ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW
FLEXIBLE PEOPLE DON'T GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE.
GARBAGE IN, COMPOST OUT.
GIVE SOMEBODY AN INCH AND THEY WILL THINK THEY'RE A RULER.
GIVE A WEED AN INCH AND IT'LL TAKE A YARD.
IF YOU CUT TOO MANY CORNERS, YOU'LL BE GOING IN CIRCLES.
LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE.
LEARNING THE HARD WAY MAKES THE LESSONS MORE VALUABLE.
NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ARE A WASTE OFF PRECIOUS ENERGY.
SUCCESS GETS TO BE A HABIT.
SUCCESS IS NEVER FOREVER AND FAILURE ISN'T FATAL
THE HARDER YOU WORK, THE LUCKIER YOU GET.
CHEER UP! REMEMBER THE LESS YOU HAVE, THE MORE THERE IS TO GET.
AGE IS A VERY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY.
ALWAYS BE SINCERE, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEMN AND COMPLAIN. AND MOST DO.
ANYTHING GOOD IN LIFE IS EITHER ILLEGAL, IMMORAL OR FATTENING.
DIETING IS EASY. CHUBBY HAS DONE IT HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
AS I SAID BEFORE, I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF.
AS I SAID BEFORE, I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF.
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS. THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.
BETTER TO UNDERSTAND A LITTLE THAN TO MISUNDERSTAND A LOT.
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE OR A POLITICIAN.
DAIN BRAMAGED.
DEMONS ARE A GHOULS BEST FRIEND.
DON'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY, IT ISN'T PERMANENT.
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
EVER TOP TO THINK, AND FORGOT TO START AGAIN?
EVERY MORNING IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERROR.
EVERYONE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M PARANOID.
EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION
EXCEPTIONS ALWAYS OUTNUMBER RULES
EXCEPTIONS PROVE THE RULE....AND WRECK THE BUDGET
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY...GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL!