THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER THOUGHTS

Traveled on the new section of Interstate 64/highway 40 last night from I-270 to Forest Park. The improvements are great but why wasn't an extra lane added. The $64 million question is......WHY WASN'T METRO LINK ADDED? Once again the "powers" lacked common sense or more appropriately common cents.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Everyone has the right to be stupid but some abuse the priviledge.
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.
He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Housework done properly, reduces time in the garden.
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving not for you.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later.
Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it.
She was often wrong but never in doubt.
The early bid gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Who was the idiot, who put the needle in the haystack anyway?
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
Truth is stranger than fishing.
It's a jungle out there kiddies. Have a very fruitful day.
Yesterday is over my shoulder.
Gardening is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Walk lightly in the Spring, Mother Nature is pregnant.
A rocky vineyard does not need a prayer, but a pick axe.
To touch the earth is to have harmony with nature.
It is easy to be brave from a distance.
Cherish youth, but trust old age.
You cannnot eat your cake and have it too.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Kind words may be short...but their echoes are endless.